©REESE PALLEY from CRUSING WORLD September 1995
He Was One Against The Gods
 
He was a furious man. a
man against the gods.
Tristan Jones died as
he lived, far away from home in
some part of the iconoclastic
dream thai was his life. He never
had a serene moment. Whatever
good came to him arrived with a
price, and the good, according to
Tristan, was not worth the money
he traded for it.
The money on which he survived
came from the books of sailorly
dreams for which he was famous. It
has been argued that all of the adventures
did not happen and, if
they did. that Tristan added to and
embellished what were essentially
small events. It is a dismal argu-
ment against a man whom no one
could ever aptly describe with the
term small. It was no small feat to
wrench a meager living out ol his
quill. Fiercely independent, it was
no small feat to overleap illness, to
pass off the loss of one leg by bestowing
the facetious name Outward Leg
on his new vessel, it was
even less of a small feat to lose his
other leg, and keep sailing.
Those of us who sail and dream,
and who find that our dreams are
just an approximation of reality, reveled
in Tristans adventure. In his
books he let us join him in now impossible
adventures that we would wish for ourselves.
That he sailed in the most difficult climes is
fact. His confrontations and battles with pettty
officials were fact. How he bested them,
how he turned impossible odds to great victories
are neither fact nor fiction. Tristan's
battles against the odds, as he described
over and over in his books, were little more
than his irascible railing against the larger officialdom
of fate.
I have two true tales to tell of Tristan that
give thr flavor of the man. There came a
time when I innocently sought to convert an
ancient little harbor built by Constantine on
the Black Sea into a modem Romanian marina.
The project was beset by pettiness and
obstacles. In trying to deal with this I came
to believe that only a Tristan Jones could
smash through the barriers daily set upon us.
I asked him to come to Romania and be the
commodore of the Constanza Yacht Ciub
and the captain of the port. His job, which
he accepted with a joyous glint in his eye,
was to get these recalcitrant folk into shape.
He stormed into Romania on his one good
leg and set about, as only he could, making
a silk purse out of a sow's ear. He spent the
worst winter of his life in that small harbor,
roaring up and down the docks in his
wheelchair, spreading panic and terror. In
the spring he confessed to me that, despite
towering rages and brutal tantrums, the battle
was lost. Because I had seen him through
worse times, I was curious to know how he
had failed to conquer mere bureaucrats
when he had so often and so handily
conquered the gods themselves.
"I'll tell you, boyo, the gods were
easy. They stood and fought. With the
Romanians it was like jousting with
shadows. The worst enemy I never
bested."
But years later his memory was still
burned with the branding iron of fear
into the sailors of Constanza. When I
would go down to the harbor to look
after my vessel, awkwardly stilted on the
hard, their mouths would whisper half in terror,
half in awe, "Where is Captain Jones?"
But their eyes really would be saying, "God
grant that he never returns."
The second tale of Tristan is a lesson in turning
adversity into advantage. Tristan had
the will and, being a Welshman, he had
the wit to turn back ill slings of fate as if
with the shield of Odysseus.
The place was the most flawed
Rhodes harbor that one could imagine:
tiny, laced with ancient lost chains
crisscrossing its bottom acting as a
magnet for every sailboat in the Med. Tristan
was there in the curious trimaran, Outward
Leg, that he had built after losing his first leg.
The boat was built to allow him to haul himself
about and provided numerous places
where a one-legged man could wedge himself
into a standing position. Tristan, who
was known to take a drink now and then,
opined that his boat would be a perfect pub:
"No matter how drunk or how few legs, it
won't let me fall down."
He was leaving for a passage eastward
and, because almost everyone in the harbor
knew Tristan, a cabal was formed to coordinate
their boats' whistles, horns and sirens at
the moment Outward Leg passed through
the fabled gates of Hercules. The moment
came. All the English-speaking boats started
together and, sensing something was up, the
rest of the boats in the harbor joined in. The
whooping was impressive. As he slipped
through the narrow entrance, a forgotten
trailing line stopped Outward Leg dead in
the entrance and pitched Tristan, who was at
the moment waving in appreciation to the,
honor accorded him, flat on his back.
The harbor went dead quiet. It was hard to
say who, the honorers or the honoree, was
more embarrassed. Tristan s mate, a young
Thai lad, slipped over the side and emerged
with the line in one hand and a mucky, dripping
bundle of something in the other. Tristan,
ever mindful of image, hollered over to those
of us standing shamefacedly at the entrance.
"Never mind, mateys, the Sea Gods
laughed today They tangled my line onto the
lost Treasure of the Argonauts. I'll write about
the Treasure in my next book."
What we now all have come to recognize,
perhaps a nanosecond too late, is that the
true Treasure of the Argonauts was Tristan
Jones himself.
 
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The voice of a
sailing legend
may now be quiet,
but It has been
immortalized in
the literature of
the sea: |
Off the headland of Laem Kanoi,
a sea eagle, pale golden, gleamed
in the low late-afternoon sun. He
flew over to inspect us from way
above, and as Gabriel charged
forward at full pelt, he decided to
join in the fun. He dived down
ahead of us a dozen times or
more and zoomed up again to the
heights of a marvelous sky. Once
or twice he aimed himself straight
down to within inches of our
masthead, then soared up a hundred
yards and more straight up
into the God-givenen heights.
For me and my crew,
these ...sailing trials were passages of
learning and discovery. I found that I and
all three of our men were bred-in-the-bones
sailors. All that I needed to explain to them
were the mechanics of things. The forces
of the wind and sea, for them. needed no
explanation. It's as though we all had
race-memory from our seafaring ancestors.
For me, as the sea eagle dived and soared,
it was joy and deliverance. That sea eagle
and I shared a celestial joke: "What is life
about?" He seemed to he crying. "This!"
Excerpted from Adventures Of A Wayward Sailor by Tristan Jones (Sheridan House, Dobbs Ferry, NY)